Where the FUCK do twist ties go after you untie them? Where? In the time it takes to unwrap a loaf of bread from it's plastic encased wire fastner and take out a couple slices the thing vanishes. It's never where you leave it. I don't get it. I put it RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. It's not on the table, it's not on the floor. What the fuck!?

It ends up resurfacing a week later after all the bread is gone and you have no further use for it. It has already been bent and contorted to fit the top of the bread. That only made it as far as the kitchen table. And then vanished.

Damn you twist tie.